he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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