oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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