Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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