Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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