I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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