Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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