Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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