She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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