Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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