Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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