ya dads aren't the best wingmen
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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