The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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