He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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