is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
His hands were made for my vagina.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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