why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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