Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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