So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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