You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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