If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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