Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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