Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I look better un-naked...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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