But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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