So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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