That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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