You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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