You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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