Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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