so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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