Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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