I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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