the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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