so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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