It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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