About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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