She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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