Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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