Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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