he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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