I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
