I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I skipped work to stalk him.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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