Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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