And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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