I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i think i just lost a toe
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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