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I don't think brook has ever known best
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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