Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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