Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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