god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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