Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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