Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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