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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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