it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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