I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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