escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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