I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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