Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wish they made helmets for livers.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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